imsobadatnicknames2:

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

thoughtportal:

Gentrified food snacks

qualtoth:

cephalop0p:

happy electric feel friday

happy electric feel friday

Babylok was a great show

beardedmrbean:

donnovien:

Arthur Lester

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donnovien:

One of the realest things someone said on the Internet

Chille Relleno for the soul

memewhore:

sistercara:

redphienix:

amajorsystem:

porsche-phile:

delsinsfire:

part of me wants to be professional part of me wants to sign my emails with dark souls texts

Sad stuff under da cut.

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mighty-meerkat:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

eliteknightcats:

ginkovskij:

i will raise my children traditionally

the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues
the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations
the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances

is this about malcolm in the middle